Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Democrats and Other Retards:

Obama, as you know, has named his Supreme Court nominee. I'm sure many of you are worried that the big, scary right-wing conspiracy is going to launch another of its vicious smear campaigns against soon-to-be Justice Sotomayor, spreading all stripe of fib and slander. Like we do.

Fear not. We know how hard it gets out there for a woman, trying to break the glass ceiling and everything. We'll play nice.

In fact, we'll treat her with no less than the same tact, fairness, due praise, and respect you gave Sarah Palin last year.

Rest assured.

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